Alias: Jadelyn Elric, I'll use my craft name.
Bar code number: 11110 34861
Ten of your favorite bands: Nightwish, Assemblage 23, Combichrist, Jack Off Jill, Garbage, Bif Naked, The Cure, Scarling, Hollywood Undead, Green Means Go (Local Band)
Five of your favorite movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horror, Pet Cemetery, Saw (this movie is masterful!), The Class of Nuke'um High
Three of your favorite books (if you're reading illiterate, that's ok too): The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri, Anything by V.C. Andrews (I mean actually her, not the ghost writer... Dollanganger, Adare, and Casteel), and Lost Souls - Poppy Z. Brite
What turns you on sexually? Hmm. Where to start. I like bondage a lot. Being humiliated. Fantasy rape, fantasy gang rape. Daddy's girl fantasies, role play. Vampires. Werewolves. Blood.
Do you eat meat? If so, have you ever thought about possibly saving a cow... and eating a vegetarian? I eat meat, but, it's usually chicken. I wouldn't mind eating a vegetarian, though... sure, why not.
Tell us a few key words to describe your personality. I usually keep to myself, I don't like a lot of people around me, I like to draw, do photo manipulation, and write. I like creative outlets.
What is your biggest phobia (not cheese or heights, faggot) and why? Um, I would guess the extinction of the human race and/or losing the one I love. Well, I'm not really scared of dying, but, I'm scared of being the last one alive. I fear a zombie epidemic and being the only one not bit.
Drugs or alcohol? Alcohol and lots of it.
Who do you love most and why? My fiancee, because he's the only one that's ever cared to get close enough to know the real me. My family and friends disown me for my religious views and sexual preferences, but not him.
If you could posess any item in the world, what would it be? A pirate ship. Then, I could be the captain of my very own ship and have my own crew and everything.
Would you be willing to shit on the person in question's head for this item you wish to posess? Yeah. Sure, he wouldn't mind.
If you had to kill someone, how would you do it and why? I'd start by tying them to a table and putting a scorpion or cockroach in their mouth... something they'd find unpleasant. Then, I'd sew their mouth shut. Then, I'd slowly skin them alive in thin strips with an exacto knife or a small blade. Perhaps, I'd have acid dripping on their toes or something.
Have you ever chugged down a bottle of robitussen just to get fucked up?Nah, who needs Robitussen?
What's one thing we probably don't know about that we should (and not about YOU, asshole)? That the government's reached a very low point and I doubt it'll ever get better.
Who is your favorite serial killer and why? I could be predictable and say Jeffrey Dahmer, but, I'm not going to. I think I'd have to say either Jerry Brudos, because it was right under his family's nose, or, Dorothea Puente because, well, look at her. She was a sweet old lady who killed her borders and husband and buried them in her rose garden! Genius!
Surprisingly, we do take ourselves seriously. So what the hell makes you so fucking maniacal? I don't really know. People just say I am... so I say why not. I have interests in necrophillia, cannibalism, and zombies. My friends and I made up our own religion, mocking all other religions, where I am God and I own the golden demon cock. I often wish someone would kill most of my family.
What, to you, draws the line between sane and insane (if there is one)? My mom works at a prison, so, I say: writing your name on the walls with shit, thinking a demon stole your toilet, telling people you washed you hands with Jesus and really believing it... those are all what draws the line. You step over that you're in a whole other territory.
Post three pictures of yourself.
Me looking all depressed at my gramma's. (It's boring there.)
My favorite picture I have of me. I know it's big, sorry.
The only picture I have of me smiling, but, I like it.
Promote us in three places and show proof.