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Ten of your favorite bands: Acid Bath, Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, Circle of Dead Children, Lamb of God, Opeth, The Atomic Bitchwax, Toadies, The Doors, Mr. Bungle, Primus.
Five of your favorite movies: A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, Nightstalker, M (1931...German movie about a child murderer).
Three of your favorite books (if you're reading illiterate, that's ok too): Neuromancer - William Gibson, The Great Shark Hunt - Hunter S. Thompson, A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess.
What turns you on sexually? Necrophilia, bondage, femdom, blood, scat, strap-ons (for me and for them)
Do you eat meat? If so, have you ever thought about possibly saving a cow... and eating a vegetarian? Meat is delicious. Yeah, I'd eat the vegetarian.
Tell us a few key words to describe your personality. Eclectic, random, delightfully deranged.
What is your biggest phobia (not cheese or heights, faggot) and why? This one makes me think. Probably the loss of everyone I know and value to some kind of horrible disease or other painful or drawn-out death.
Drugs or alcohol? Fuck yes and sometimes.
Who do you love most and why? My sister; she's the only one who understands even a small amount of who I am.
If you could posess any item in the world, what would it be? A knife or sword somewhat like the subtle knife in Pullman; that could cut through space/time and allow me to travel between places and times.
Would you be willing to shit on the person in question's head for this item you wish to posess? Indeed.
If you had to kill someone, how would you do it and why? Slice their main arteries and leave them in a bathtub of vinegar.
Have you ever chugged down a bottle of robitussen just to get fucked up? Yeah.
What's one thing we probably don't know about that we should (and not about YOU, asshole)? God doesn't exist, and neither does Satan, and good and evil are not at war. Evil is inherent in humanity.
Who is your favorite serial killer and why? Richard Ramirez. His devotion to Satanic ritual and evil.
Surprisingly, we do take ourselves seriously. So what the hell makes you so fucking maniacal? Perhaps my thoughts of raining death on the heads of many, perhaps the people I see that aren't there, my schizophrenic tendencies, my inexplicable unfounded anger, my thirst for knowledge, and my delusions combined.
What, to you, draws the line between sane and insane (if there is one)? That's hard for me, considering that I'm insane by most people's definitions. Personally, I think that sanity is a bogus concept, because who the fuck are we to draw that line? But instead of avoiding the question, I think I'll answer by saying that there are multiple levels of sanity/insanity, and it's subjective, so, my personal definition would be anyone who's more deluded than I am, who invents personalities and believes they exist or are part of one's self, someone who goes beyond the lines that I cross.
The eyeliner on my face spells 'kill you' backwards.
Fuck yes, I'm a maniac.
But I suppose that's really up for you to decide.