LUNATIC__ASYLUM THE ABOMINATION OF ANY FORM OF SANITY You've attainted entree to the livejournal rating community, lunatic__asylum. Upon applying, you will be wittingly pursued by the church of the demented and unpleasingly unsettled. You will be subjecting yourself to evaluation based on your personage, complications, preferences, image, theories and bar code number. Suprisingly, only the predominately deranged will be pondered upon intently and sincerely. The sane need not apply.
RULES 1. After joining, apply within 48 hours. 2. Put your application behind a cut (look in the FAQ). 3. Do not reply to any other entries except your own unless you have been stamped. 4. Include the famous phrase, "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti," in the subject line so that we know you've read the rules. 5. Don't promote other communities here until you have been stamped by the MOD.
Members, when voting, include yes or no pertaining to your approval of applicant. Also, include stamped in the subject line when posting a new entry. Stay active.
THE APPLICATION Alias: Gender: Age: Bar code number: Ten of your favorite bands: Five of your favorite movies: Three of your favorite books (if you're reading illiterate, that's ok too): What turns you on sexually? Do you eat meat? If so, have you ever thought about possibly saving a cow... and eating a vegetarian? Tell us a few key words to describe your personality. What is your biggest phobia (not cheese or heights, faggot) and why? Drugs or alcohol? Who do you love most and why? If you could posess any item in the world, what would it be? Would you be willing to shit on the person in question's head for this item you wish to posess? If you had to kill someone, how would you do it and why? Have you ever chugged down a bottle of robitussen just to get fucked up? What's one thing we probably don't know about that we should (and not about YOU, asshole)? Who is your favorite serial killer and why? Surprisingly, we do take ourselves seriously. So what the hell makes you so fucking maniacal? What, to you, draws the line between sane and insane (if there is one)?
Post three pictures of yourself. Promote us in three places and show proof.